Curl-a-Dog
No, this has nothing to do with your actual dog curling up and going to sleep. It’s all about hot dogs, and how to make a spiral cut into them so they’ll not only cook evenly, inside and out, but also hold toppings better. So the item sounds pretty utilitarian, but the name is what will get you to laughing. Can you imagine saying, “Honey, go get the Curl-a-Dog out of the (insert storage area here)?”